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A Funny Business Letter

25 Apr 2024

letterBill had been out of work for a few months. After applying for over 100 vacancies and after receiving over 100 rejection letters, he decided that enough was enough. This is his reply to the most recent rejection letter he received.

Whom It May Concern

Thank you for your letter of 14 October. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Bainbridge Ltd's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.

I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Yours faithfully

Bill Withers
 

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