desertA guy walking in the desert really needed a drink. As he followed the sand dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink.

The man on the camel said "No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to buy one?"

"No!" The first man replied. "Are you crazy? I need something to drink, not a tie!"

So the man on the camel rode on, and the walking man continued his slow and very thirsty trek for several days. Finally he came upon a cafe. He gratefully approached the doorman at the cafe and said "Thank God I made it! Can I get in and get some water?

The doorman frowned at him. "Sorry, we have a strict dress code here. You can't enter without a tie."

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