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jokesA motorist, driving by a Texas farm, hit and killed a young cow that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the cow and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the farmer. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.

"Here,"he said, "is the cheque for $900. It's post-dated six years from now."

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