Business/General English Fun! Funny Signs in English     An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS. A notice at a laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. A window advertisement at a tourist agency in Hanoi: TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES. On the box of a clockwork toy made in China: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE. A notice at a Swiss mountain restaurant: SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM. At an airline ticket office in Berlin: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.